Humorous undies

The world is full of funny people. The world is also full of gizmo freaks. And sometimes funny gizmo freaks like to experiment with underwear. Take a look at these inventions. Cozy Seamless Man Mitt aka Willie Warmer aka Peter Heater. This Man Mitt is called “Jingle all the Way!” This is a hand knitted seamless male undergarment accessory created for comfort and warmth. The crocheted tie makes this piece adjustable for a comfortable fit. This Man Mitt is made with very soft chunky yarn (100% acrylic) for comfort and easy care. (Machine wash and dry). It features two tiny bells attached to the tie, which are very festive and make this mitt a great Christmas gift idea. Not sure how much practical function it might serve but it’s sure bound to be a great anecdote for years. And of course if you’re looking for something different for the missus it also makes a handy dandy little coin purse with side cell phone pocket. “UNDER-EASE” Anti-Flatulence Underwear Did you always want to go to one of those ‘All-you-can-eat’ diners and free buffets, but had to pass up because you were a victim of a little, er, flatulence? Well, the wait is finally over. Yes, world’s first fart-free undies are here. Merchant says “Under-Ease is underwear for protection against bad human gas (malodorous flatus) and is made from a soft air-tight fabric (polyurethane-coated nylon). To maintain the air-tightness, elastic is sewn into the material around the waist and both legs. A triangular “exit hole” for the flatus to be expelled is cut from the back of the air-tight underwear, near the bottom. This “exit hole” is covered with a “pocket” made of ordinary porous fabric sewn over the “exit hole”. This unique design forces all expelled gas (flatus) out through the “pocket”. Inside the “pocket” is a high-functioning, replaceable filter – the core of the technology. … In the center of the filter is a single layer of activated carbon. A great invention for your great-uncle Ned, and a true blessing for the rest of the family. Black Velcro Thong Do you always get nagged by your wife/girlfriend about how you two never ‘talk’ anymore? Well, with the new Black Velcro Thong, you will be able to satisfy all her conversational needs. Each thong comes with a pack of 40 consonants, 16 vowels and a selection of punctuation marks. More than enough letters to let them know, “Not tonight” or keep them guessing with a “Maybe later!” The ideal ‘little something’ for your loved one, It is perfect for creating your own intimate, personal messages. Now if they could only invent underwear that listens… Source